hey this is my update.

HOLLYWOODLAND IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Currently Listening Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits 1991-2001 By Barenaked Ladies Breakfast at Tiffanies see related

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For the first time in forever the Bigg has been able to log on to his xanga. But the wierd thing is you would think that i would have a lot to say since i havnt been on in forever. well actually i guess all that i have been doing since April 29th is alot of soul searching and hanging with the man of steele. Truthfully i am going back to being a regular person instead of the rebal you all know and love or know and hate or well truthfully those are the only 2 options when your dealing with me. i dont know anyone whose in the middle with me. Alright well, thats all i guess i have to say. peace out and remember These few words of wisdom DONT DO DRUGS.

My Favorite Quagmire comments:

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Quagmire (running through mall and accidentally into the camera room): Where am I, am I dead?
Security Guard: No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.
(Woman on Monitor has heart attack)
Quagmire: Oh my God! That one's having a heart attack! (Runs to womans dressing room.)
Quagmire: (Rubs womans chest and breathes in her mouth. Woman becomes conscious.)
Woman#2: That was amazing!
Woman#3: You saved her life!
Woman#4: Thank God you know CPR!
Quagmire: What the hell is CPR?

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.

Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils.

I have done alot in my life. I have had some of the most dangerouse matches known to man and i won most of them. I have held titles in 2 wrestling organizations and wrestled in 3. I started wrestling as the all american kid when i was 15 in the IWP (intercross wrestling promotion) and moved on to the LOW (Leaders of wrestling).

This is were i introduced my best creation ever. I brought in the psychotic, sadistic, insane, pain loving abuser knowing as Extasy. I held the tag title in this group for a month and then i switched over to my pride and joy. The federation that made me a hardcore marvel. The HCWO (Hard Core Wrestling Organization).

Most wrestling groups are staged. But not this one. You literally beat the hell out of the other man till he can fight back. I held the tag titles twice, the extreme title once and the HCWO championship once for 1 year and a month undefeated and i retired with it around my waist in the bloodiest and most insane match i had ever participated in, A BARBWIRE STEEL CAGE MATCH. OUCH!!! After that night i gave up wrestling when i was 18. three years later i returned to the ring on my springbrake in 2006.

I wrestled as Natas Dna Dog. One match up in columbus in a small federation against a 320lbs, 6'8" beast. Thats were my promoter comes in. She video taped my match. The same women who brought me into HCWO and single handedly destroyed it. She gave me a call a week ago. She is working for a group in New York City. They want  me to join. They want me to bring the Big E to the CWU (Champions of wrestling United). She wants me to join as extasy and switch over withing a month to The Reaper. My newest idea for a character. They are offering me a contract up front and willing to pay to retrain me. I have to give her an answer by friday.

Just thought i would let u all know whats joing on in my life.